Ah, London, how I love London
If none object, I will be type/talking in ye olde grimm fairy tale speak. For those that do not understand, I will put a second sentence forst thou to read, and shalt put forth hence in italic. I am going to translate here in italic for those who do not know how to speak like this. Ach, but a joyful tale is to be told today forst thou, a tale of the travelers yonder know as the Cakebreads. I am going to tell you what it was like in London. But alas, time is quick, and thy days are short, so thoust wilt not hear of all days gone. If I told everything now, my mom would edit it out and I would have to write it over again, because she, Abby and Dad are doing the other days. Hence listen close, and listen well, for this goes back twenty and six days, back to thine October… We left on October 17, to go to a place we had only dreamed about… London! So, overcome with the land of dreams, thine truly stepped onto the plane, ready to leave and go where other man has gone hither! We were still sleepy because it was 4:00 in the morning. So, yonder lied the Cakebreads, in a new world of Majesty, and the days passed. So, there we were, and we did some stuff, and then we come to my personal favorite day. It started at the hotel, whence the Cakebreads lied, nice and snug, in their beds.
Note from the Author
Okay, enough of that!
Back to the Story
So, we were nice and comfy in our hotel blankets, when suddenly, we were shaken awake to find ourselves in a cold, bright room with someone telling us “Get up, girls. We are going to breakfast in ten [minutes]. We started the day with breakfast and showers. We headed down the road towards the Big Bus stop to find some food, because there was at least 3 blocks worth of places to eat up there, and we were HUNGRY! We decided on a place we had already tried, named Cafe Mayan. Our service was great and the food was too! I recommend it to everyone.
We then headed down to the Big Bus stop, because we had purchased WAY overly priced tickets for it earlier at the lobby. We boarded on, and it became clear that it would not be what we hoped. It seemed that the very LATE bus that we chose had a not-so-little problem with the speakers, and that we wouldn’t be able to hear the ‘live commentary’. Then, just to make things worse, it stopped, for no particular reason except that this was the ‘first stop’ and the tour would resume in 20 or so minutes. No way were we going to wait THAT long. So we got out before mom ripped the drivers head off, and toured around the park that we were at.
After this, we walked over to Shakespeare's Globe Theater, where we looked around at the gift shop and dad got his ‘MacBeth’ mug. We visited Piccadilly Circus for the second time, and for anyone who doesn’t know, a circus in London is just your regular busy, New York style place with a ton of stores and restaurants. We ate lunch in Pret a Manger, and I was not that impressed. All they had was sandwiches, and the only edible (to me) was a hard boiled egg and ham sandwich, with no mustard (I took the egg off). They did have this AMAZING soda, though, like an apple cider except it was soda. We visited the British Museum, and there was a ton of stuff on mummies and Mesopotamians! We have been learning about those, so I took a ton of photos and sent them to my teacher, asking her to show them to the class in a LiveLesson (LiveLessons are like skype calls to everyone in the class, except without cameras).
After the Museum, we visited M&M’s world, which was not actually my favorite part of the day. It was so crowded that you couldn’t even see the M&M’s.
When supper came around, we decided to do what we had delayed for the 2 days: eat at the Sherlock Holmes Museum and Pub. It was great! I ordered Moriarty's lemongrass chicken, which turned out to be an entire half a chicken! The crazy thing is that I was actually able to finish the chicken, and still want more! Abby ordered Mycroft’s fish and chips, mom ordered soup and snacked off of ours, and dad got a steak and ale pie, with a muffin top on it. After supper, we ate dessert at a FRENCH pasterie, where I dubbed the server ‘nice’. He was nice to me. He personally let me up into the counter to choose a dessert when there wasn’t any mousse left. BTW, I chose the most chocolate-y thing up there, for you, Tina. It was great!
Thank thee again for reading, hope to see thy soon!
The youngest, Colleen






























