Written by: The girls in various places throughout the house.
The bigger picture gets a little lost when you are only
hearing about what we are seeing and doing everyday. So, here is an attempt of putting a nice
pretty bow on Paris.
Amy:
Paris is definitely impressive. Everything from its architecture, crowd
control, security measures, tourist offerings, food options, and transportation
options are over the top awesome. I used
to scoff when I heard people refer to Paris as the capital of the world. Now, I am convinced it actually is. It has everything you would hope in a
capital—beauty, hospitality and grace. When the aliens land, I’m all for them seeing
the best visually pleasing place—Paris—first.
So, in that way, it goes on my list as the frontrunner for capital of
Earth.
Surprisingly, there were not as many tourists as I
expected. But, that might have been
because it was SO cold. I had not
expected it to be as chilly as it was.
The cold just took your breath away and chilled you down to your bones. Also, it just tuckered all of us out. But, not having to push and shove our way to
see everything kinda balances everything out.
Contrary to my general opinion of French people, I found the
average person to be generally nice.
They seem glad to see tourists after the the threat of ebola has now past and the terrorists attacks a couple of
weeks ago.
On that subject, we did see
plenty of examples of the city’s heightened awareness.
There were armed police officers and other
military personal.
And, they are not
kidding when they arm their protectors—they give them AK47’s.
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| This is what greets you at the airport. |
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| Those are some mean looking automatic weapons! |
It was a little nerve wracking to see one of
the major streets just jam packed with police, but when I went up and asked, I
was told that this was nothing important.
I gathered that there was an important personage that they were closing
the street for.
Who, you might ask?
I have no idea.
I wasn’t super fond of having to pay to get into
museums. I have gotten really used to
London, New York, Dublin, and Washington DC’s free museum policies. That is super awesome. So, having to pay in Paris was a turn
off. That, and the general expensiveness
that is Paris will just put you under. I
can’t imagine how people live there with the expense of food, transport and
everything else.
The language was a unexpected barrier. While most service related people speak
English, you can tell their first language is French. Fortunately, I am okay at reading French since
it is not too far away from Spanish.
However, I can not conceive of how to pronounce it. Also, the rapid way Parisians speak really
makes use all of your listening skills.
But, you can listen all you like because hearing French is completely
different than reading it. I was
completely screwed. Consequently, I just
gave up and became the American tourist complete with the
I’m-not-even-going-to-try attitude. It’s
the only time that coming from the most entitled country in the world has come
in handy.
I’m not done with Paris, though. There is just so much more I want to see and
do. Next time, I might just come with
adults only—that way I can drag more people through castles, palaces, and
churches. Also, the girls emphatically
did NOT want to go to EuroDisney. So,
I guess I’ll have to go back and do that
on my own time.
Colleen:
My thoughts about Paris
I have really mixed
emotions about Paris. It’s kinda still in the Renaissance. With all it’s
cas-... sorry, palaces, and churches, Paris doesn’t hide that it’s old
and has a lot of history. Just the opposite, really, it emphasizes that point.
Paris wants to have people recognize that ‘Hey, this place is really
old!’.
And, these people must
have stomachs of steel. I mean, I ordered a Croque Monsieur with no cheese,
and, by now, you must know that I had no idea what a Croque Monsieur was. The
description said it was a ham and cheese sandwich. I hate cheese, and so I
ordered the sandwich without cheese. When the waiter said that he couldn’t do
that, I figured that they pre-made the sandwiches and the cheese was already
melted on. When it arrived, I was intrigued, disgusted, and confused. It was
supposed to be a ham sandwich, right? This was a ham sandwich… WITH AN ENTIRE
INCH OF CHEESE ON TOP!!! Gross!!
Signing
off, Colleen
Abigail:
Hello, hello! So Paris was a few weeks ago, but it still
fresh(ish) in my mind. Paris was really, honestly, cool. In Portland everything
is modern. There's nothing built from the past, there's nothing past the 1900s because
the European settlers completely obliterated everything believing in the
Manifest Destiny cough cough it's literally all their fault we have like
nothing from the past there cough. In Paris, however, almost each and every
building's foundations were built in the 1700's! There were apartments in the
18th century style and people were living there just like “whatevs”!
It was pretty stressful, however, to try and sit down at a restaurant and have
the waiter speak in rapid French and order off a menu you can't understand.
What are you going to end up ordering? Who knows. It could be fish, it could be
a ham sandwich, it could be the French version of a hot dog (which is covered
in cheese). Speaking of food, the first day we ate in Paris I ordered a pizza.
Guess what? It so wasn't pizza. It was cheese atop bread. That was it. No red
sauce, no pizza crust. Cheesy bread. Word from the wise: don't order pizza in
Paris. It's a letdown.
Anyway,
food aside (the crepes were awesome), Paris was really a cool place. The Louvre
was a pretty cool place, too. A bit overwhelming, but awesome nonetheless. It
was stuffed full of paintings, huge and small, on the ceilings and the walls.
There were sculptures all over. To give you a quick idea of the layout, the
Louvre has three stories. It also has two underground stories. It's perimeter
is three miles. No joke. Honestly, the place looks clustered full of paintings
and stuff. We saw the Mona Lisa, the Last Supper, David and the Goliath, and a
bunch others until eventually we all got burned out. We checked out the Grand
Palace and the Petite Palace, the Chocolate Museum, and just so much more
stuff. Even though it was bitterly cold, we had a great time. I look forward to
going there again, just not for the pizza.